Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 17, 2015

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    Lamberger  about 9 years ago

    Details. Just click on where it says “I Have Read and Accepted….”

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    rshive  about 9 years ago

    The last part is in verrry small print.

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    Dr_Zinj  about 9 years ago

    Hint 1: Test from the side of the dish farthest from the King. Hint 2: Take small bites.Hint 3: Keep the following immediately on your person: syrup of ipecac, activated charcoal, a large bottle of Tums, a bottle of vinegar, and a gallon of water, and an MSDS encyclopedia app on your cell phone.

    You’ll live a little longer than most testers.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Well, I was getting hungry…

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    Al Nala  about 9 years ago

    Mayhap the Doc’s wife is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad cook. Or, he is.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  about 9 years ago

    Advice to poisoners: some metals accumulate to kill or cause insanity over time. The taster could survive minor exposures long enough to do in the target..Advice to tasters: a swig of olive oil can cause the duodenum to close off and keep the poison out of the bloodstream as long as you regurgitate soon..Advice to king: if you give fewer people motive to kill you, your food tasters will last longer.

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    tuslog64  about 9 years ago

    Didn’t Hitler employ Jews as food testers?

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    dzw3030  about 9 years ago

    You’ve a good question. Testing for taste could involve multiple exposures to the Kardashians and survival shows, Eww!

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