Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2015

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    pouzenc  about 9 years ago

    This situation has a look of déjà vu for some in the family ring.

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    thetraveller4  about 9 years ago

    Ooohh, that was a foolhardy thing to say…

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    rshive  about 9 years ago

    Good intentions. Poor problem definition.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 9 years ago

    But, see, the waiter was thin enough to fit INTO the lobster tank……..

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Well, he was their waiter…

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    JanLC  about 9 years ago

    That’s as bad as the waiter who offers the senior menu when you’re only 45.

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    dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Saturday afternoon at the grocery store: A rambunctious 30-something grocery clerk thinks it good customer service to refer to my 60-something self, not once but several times during our transaction, as “young lady” and then looks shocked when I wish him, “Good afternoon, Old Timer.” He didn’t do it the next time.

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    Nuclear Nemesis  about 9 years ago

    If he had thought quick, he would have added; “to help you keep your svelte figure”.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    It seems a bit oxymoronic to offer a “low cal” menu at a restaurant serving lobster…

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    Tarredandfeathered  about 9 years ago

    He should have known better than to annoy a woman married to a Wizard..After all, she’s been “picking Up” after him for years.Compared to stuffing his Familiar back into the vat, a Waiter into a Lobster Tank is nothing…

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