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I once worked at a place where hydrogen sulfide was a hazard. We never had anyone killed from it, though there was a case once that came close. H2S is dangerous because it dulls your sense of smell. So we had electronic detectors all over the place.
I went over to uncles house to talk to him..As we sat Uncle let out some thunder and then the cat ran away..I said “Why did the cat run away like that?” Uncle said..“The wife is a bit deaf..When she smells a fart she comes in with a broom and beats hell out of the cat.”…-———..Mark Twain
Argythree over 9 years ago
And who else’s digestive system deals with fire on a daily basis?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 9 years ago
The first chicken that sing made the egg so Wiz must be guilty
banks00wv over 9 years ago
Hey, do cats fart? Anyone ever heard a cat breaking wind?Enquiring minds want to know.
kc2idv over 9 years ago
Quote from facebook yesterday. “I didn’t fart, it’s my lower intestine blowing you a kiss.”
bookworm0812 over 9 years ago
It was me!
Cloudchaser over 9 years ago
Wasn’t me, I take credit for mine
Weakstream over 9 years ago
rshive over 9 years ago
I once worked at a place where hydrogen sulfide was a hazard. We never had anyone killed from it, though there was a case once that came close. H2S is dangerous because it dulls your sense of smell. So we had electronic detectors all over the place.
r.c.e over 9 years ago
Im tired of you passing gas and blaming it on the dog. The late George Carlin
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Egg farts!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
After all, Henry had a very busy week…
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 9 years ago
I’d rather argue with a dragon then the wizard!
boldyuma over 9 years ago
I went over to uncles house to talk to him..As we sat Uncle let out some thunder and then the cat ran away..I said “Why did the cat run away like that?” Uncle said..“The wife is a bit deaf..When she smells a fart she comes in with a broom and beats hell out of the cat.”…-———..Mark Twain