Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 11, 2016

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 8 years ago

    “Can I talk until the rope rots?”

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    Argythree  over 8 years ago

    Only members of Congress are allowed to filibuster, and receive cadillac health care. Some people are more equal than others, said a famous writer long ago…

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Alvin Dewey: Someday, somebody will explain to me the motive of a newspaper. First, you scream, “Find the bastards.” Till we find them, you want to get us fired. When we find them, you accuse us of brutality. Before we go into court, you give them a trial by newspaper. When we finally get a conviction, you want to save them by proving they were crazy in the first place…

    Reporter: I see, the hangman’s ready. What’s his name?Alvin Dewey: We the People.

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    jppjr  over 8 years ago

    Curly was about to be hung. The Warden asked what he wanted for his last meal…..he said “fresh strawberries”…..the Warden said they wouldn’t be in season until Spring…..Curly said “I’ll wait”….

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    If you spare my life for a year, I can teach your horse to sing.

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