Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 29, 2020

The Wiz is starting to creep me out here.

Don’t be trying to sell you a cemetery plot with a headstone very soon

Willie Loman should be along shortly.

I think the Afterlife is more of a giant family reunion. You get to meet all the Great (plus) Grandparents, Cousins, Nibling, and all Offspring from you! It would be one grand party that should last an eternity. :)

What’s this, some subtle message here?

Maybe that’s the only way to keep the salesmen away. The vultures help too.

“No salesman will call…”

Wait until the buzzards come circling, Wiz!

Better be careful Wiz, or this may be the death of you!

Or a Robocall!

And no robocalls.

There’s a bright side to everything!

oh the horror

Ah…but the tax man cometh…

Send me to the place there are no robo calls.

Well, on the plus side, you don’t have to get up to take a P.

Very unfortunate means to accomplish that goal.

Or a telemarketer.

No, you don’t have dirt in your face…

Salesman: I noticed you haven’t gotten your heavenly wings yet. Why don’t you try……….

He must have been there a long time . . . door to door salesman? How long since there has been one of those?