Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 25, 2022

At least he didn’t say dandruff

Next time, you might want to specify exactly WHAT you want Wiz to do!

Good one, Wiz.

Nice artwork.

Rain rain what do you say, come on down and grow the hay.

Famous sayings: “It doesn’t rain in the Army. It rains on the Army.”

Chilled Confetti = Pellet Snow?

“Sunshine on a rainy day” ~ Zoë

I thought when the rain comes, they run and hide their heads.

Speaking of chilled confetti, we’re about to get dumped on again this weekend! BOO HISS

Next time make it rain donuts like in that simpsons Halloween special

Okay, I was thinking more like rainwater at the position of attention but let’s go with that.

he’s trying to snow you, king

The people will know the wizard did it. It’ll leave a paper trail.

It’s the typical snow that comes sometime in April. It never fully leaves until May.

Be thankful, it could have been oobleck.

Just be thankful it ain’t meatballs.

“Wiz, can you do something about the rain?” “ALAKAZOT!” “It’s snowing!” “What is it you really want?”

The snow in the wizard of oz poisoned poppy field was asbestos. Chilled confetti is way better.

So much for spring.

ALAKAZOT? LOL