Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 15, 2022

i like practical ladies

wise lady :)

Hmmm, very appropriate……

Yeah, buy WHY was she carrying a neck brace with her?

Does Rodney fall of his horse much? Is that why he needs the neck brace?

He’ll take it off when the insurance inspector leaves.

After yesterday’s fiasco, I’m surprised they allowed the Id army to back into battle!

Look on the bright side, Rodney. Now your neck won’t get hurt!

She does know her fella!

hey, if she is a princess, is she related to the Fink ?

If the knights name was Engelbert she’d be giving him her panties.

Forsooth! Ye Olde Roll of Toilette Paper. Makes a Charmin addition to his attire.

Rod, just think is it as a little psychological warfare. Not many would strike an invalid.

He’ll take it off as soon as he’s out of sight….the nerve of her….

She knows you TOO well, Rodney

Rodney is called a knight, but he dresses and is armed like a regular foot soldier. The only thing that sets him apart is that he has a horse.

Scarves are much prettier

Last time she gave him a white scarf, and the whole army surrendered before the battle started.

Poor Rodney!