Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 19, 2023

Teeth chattering?

What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?

Mail performance anxiety!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

I always get so nervous about the new year.

Good auld Lang-siety!

I got a new tablet computer but I’m nervous every time I use it.

I guess you could say I have Surface tension.

My son recently got casted as a sheep in a play but was nervous about forgetting his lines

I said “Son you’re just feeling sheepish”.

Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?

It was a high whisk situation.

How can you tell! Wasn’t that line supposed to be ‘Joust a little’?

I hope he’s wearing adult diapers inside that armour!

I think he’s moved from nervous to petrified…

The guy’s name is Lance? That’s very fitting.

Sir shake rattle and roll…..

….could be cold????

Nope. Cold. Next time put out my long johns first.

Joust a thought but don’t believe that would be Sir Rodney as I doubt that his visor would close with that huge honker!

I thought his armor had a magic fingers installed…

Hope there’s a hatch for lavatory purposes, Rodney

I hope his horse can carry him

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true, …

Must be a really tough opponent…

Still clacking after all these years.