Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 11, 2025

I wish I could learn to do that.

If he can levitate why can’t he magic the belly fat away?

If only.

Every so often when my wife gets on the doctors scale, I’ll sneak in a foot from behind her and press down a bit. It gives the nurses a double take, and then we all laugh at it. She’s been consistent on good weight and healthy blood pressure for years.

I will try that tomorrow at the doctor’s appointment

Rats!

Even at 104 YO my aunt would insist on taking off her coat and shoes while being weighed. I guess that mindset never changes.

Save it for the blood pressure test!!!!

I can’t say he’s light in the loafers because he’s not wearing shoes.

The Dr’s office is the only place I ever get weighed and measured. On the last visit I was ten pounds overweight and I told the nurse who had just told me I was almost 5’9" that if I was still almost 6’ as I was when I was 18, my weight would be just fine for my height. Neither change is my fault.

Just stand on one foot, you’ll only weigh half as much! lol

Anymore, docs seem to have digital scales.

I wish I could do that.

OK, OK, no levitating… I’ll just zap the scale to remove 20 pounds from it.

No wands allowed, Wiz!

I am one of those who are losing weight, unfortunately because health issues

Women should check their bone density too.

Put your pants on when leaving. No pants? …… uh

Those scales aren’t that accurate anyway from what I’ve been told.

I don’t need magic. I lost 37.6 lbs. On purpose.

Just pick up one foot — DUH.