“But I waited in line with 3,000 other people to buy sanitizer and masks. I can’t be sick.” “But I prayed for 17 days with 1,000 other worshippers. I can’t be sick.”
Well… I’d just like to say, m’lud, I’ve got a family… a wife and six kids… and I hope very much you don’t have to takeaway my freedom… because… well, because m’lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the savior of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his spring or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss’d mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
Differentname over 4 years ago
Not much different from driving a half hour to save $10 on gas.
Display over 4 years ago
“But I waited in line with 3,000 other people to buy sanitizer and masks. I can’t be sick.” “But I prayed for 17 days with 1,000 other worshippers. I can’t be sick.”
michaeljwolff over 4 years ago
Well… I’d just like to say, m’lud, I’ve got a family… a wife and six kids… and I hope very much you don’t have to takeaway my freedom… because… well, because m’lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. It is a bond wherewith the savage man may charm the outward hatchments of his soul, and soothe the troubled breast into a magnitude of quiet. It is most precious as a blessed balm, the savior of princes, the harbinger of happiness, yea, the very stuff and pith of all we hold most dear. What frees the prisoner in his lonely cell, chained within the bondage of rude walls, far from the owl of Thebes? What fires and stirs the woodcock in his spring or wakes the drowsy apricot betides? What goddess doth the storm toss’d mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to? Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
Judge: It’s only a bloody parking offence.
gigagrouch over 4 years ago
In the city where i once lived parking tickets averaged $50 ea.