Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for October 18, 2015

Gives new meaning to “swift retribution.”

So who makes a new movie when Taylor Swift casts a spell?

@Kim. Will Farrell.

Thanks guys. Another mystery solved.

Has anyone in the history of this strip EVER gone out with Melvin?

When Taylor uses her powers a Kardashian gets a new reality show.

And still, so much more talented than you.

When T. Swift first came on the scene, I told a friend she looks a white goddess.

Hey. When I was the same age as many of the male Swifties, I thought the most beautiful, talented woman in the world was Nancy Sinatra.

Taylor’s a witch? Well, that explains a lot!

Carolina has issues. Carr-o-leena? Seriously? I live in North Carolina, where we know how to properly pronounce the name, which happens to be one of the prettiest of the state names in the USA. When pronounced correctly, of course.

Finally, I know the correct pronunciation of Caro – lee – na’s name. Peace at last.

I have this sort of recurring daymare (yes, it’s a word—look it up) that a thousand years from now, all record of Shakespeare, Keats, Frost, etc. is lost and the only extant example of English verse is a scrap of liner notes containing “We are never ever getting back together.” Historians conclude that this must be our civilization’s greatest artistic achievement, and generations of students are forced to read and analyze it. Furthermore—ZING!

Oink! Oink oink. Squeee! Grunt.

so that is with “a” pronounced “ah” and a rolled R?