I worked with a guy who wore an eye patch. He had lost his eye in a private plane accident. I once said “I’m looking for Arnold. Do you know where he is?” and he said “No, but I’ll keep an eye out for him.” He also said he wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune so he could buy an “I”.
Yakety Sax over 1 year ago
Somebody’s laughing…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 1 year ago
I greet my eye doctor with, “Doc, you’re a sight for sore eyes!”
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
Is Norm going to die of laughter?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
Trust me, your eye doctor has already heard it.
Milady Meg over 1 year ago
I worked with a guy who wore an eye patch. He had lost his eye in a private plane accident. I once said “I’m looking for Arnold. Do you know where he is?” and he said “No, but I’ll keep an eye out for him.” He also said he wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune so he could buy an “I”.
That’s funny.
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
There was a guy who lived in an apartment near us who was a retired optometrist.
His name was Seymore.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
I have 20/15 vision and I still can’t see the funny. :)
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
But not totally wasted…..
Dragoncat over 1 year ago
Who thought such a thing was possible…?