And if that tactic doesn’t work, get Tom Lehrer to explain that it’s part of “New Math”.
I’m afraid this might give some people ideas.
In America no one learns metric.
don’t you just want to shove those microphones somewhere?
Truth in labeling is a lie!
Have you noticed the no-calorie foods whose serving size is less than a gram to meet that labeling standard?
And the FDA won’t prosecute you for false advertising. The Justice Dept will, though.
My right-hand cat, Mittens is coming up with a long scheme at this exact moment as we type .
Perfectly sound corporate-marketing reasoning.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
Kymberleigh over 2 years ago
And if that tactic doesn’t work, get Tom Lehrer to explain that it’s part of “New Math”.
pauljmsn over 2 years ago
I’m afraid this might give some people ideas.
IshkaBibel1 over 2 years ago
In America no one learns metric.
Kilrwat Premium Member over 2 years ago
don’t you just want to shove those microphones somewhere?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Truth in labeling is a lie!
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Have you noticed the no-calorie foods whose serving size is less than a gram to meet that labeling standard?
anomaly over 2 years ago
And the FDA won’t prosecute you for false advertising. The Justice Dept will, though.
catgeneral over 2 years ago
My right-hand cat, Mittens is coming up with a long scheme at this exact moment as we type .
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Perfectly sound corporate-marketing reasoning.