WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 02, 2022

You didn’t catch anything dude. The whale caught you.

It’ll be a-whale before you can spin that story

Now here’s a guy who knows his priorities.

What is the weight and length?

This will make a great fish story… (I know, not a fish but go with it)

As Kirk Douglas sang in the awful Disney version of Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea, it’s a whale of a tale…

Maybe if we’re lucky, we’ll get ejected out of his blowhole…got any matches on you?

My imagination seems to think those fishing rods look a lot like muskets. Just me?

Well, you could make a case that they are three banded Springfields, but probably not.

“Only fish count.”

It only counts as one.

It is a “whale of a tale” though!

Fair enough.