WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for May 15, 2022

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Ne’er-do-wellian

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Your future is always better if you pay up front.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pay your fifty simoleans upfront and she’ll tell you how long you have to live. A gypsy fortune-teller told my Mum that she’d die young and it warped her attitude toward life right up until she died, sixty years later.

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    mwksix  over 2 years ago

    “I predict that you will be hit in the head with a large glass ball, die, be relieved of your wallet and be buried out back in the dumpster… "

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Deadbeat. :)

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    sergioandrade Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Reminded of a Rowan and Martin’ Laugh-In bit featuring Alan Sues and Ruth Buzzi. Man goes to fortune teller she says “You will meet a woman, she will give you bad advice and take your money. That will be $10.” Man leaves and fortune seller says “This thing is starting to work.”

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    anomaly  over 2 years ago

    With a little foresight, she would have gotten payment up front.

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