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A Range Rover driver has to stop on a remote rural road to let a huge flock of sheep pass. Getting bored, he approaches the farmer and says “I bet you one of those sheep that I can tell you exactly how many are in the herd.”
The bemused farmer says “Sure, why not.” So the driver whips out a laptop, calls up satellite shots, does some calculations and says “You have 433 sheep”. The farmer knods and tells him he’s right, so the driver picks one out and puts it in the back of his vehicle.
Then the farmer says “Tell you what, lets make it interesting. If I tell you what you do for a living, I get the animal back and your Range Rover”. The driver quickly agrees. The farmer then says “You’re a consultant”.
“Yes, how did you know?” says the astonished driver.
“You came here without being asked, you told me things about my business that I already knew, and you know whatsoever nothing about it. Now give me back my dog.”
A Range Rover driver has to stop on a remote rural road to let a huge flock of sheep pass. Getting bored, he approaches the farmer and says “I bet you one of those sheep that I can tell you exactly how many are in the herd.”
The bemused farmer says “Sure, why not.” So the driver whips out a laptop, calls up satellite shots, does some calculations and says “You have 433 sheep”. The farmer knods and tells him he’s right, so the driver picks one out and puts it in the back of his vehicle.
Then the farmer says “Tell you what, lets make it interesting. If I tell you what you do for a living, I get the animal back and your Range Rover”. The driver quickly agrees. The farmer then says “You’re a consultant”.
“Yes, how did you know?” says the astonished driver.
“You came here without being asked, you told me things about my business that I already knew, and you know whatsoever nothing about it. Now give me back my dog.”