Zen Pencils by Gavin Aung Than for January 19, 2015
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HAMBURGERS A man must know his destiny. If he does not recognize it, then he is lost. MENU By this I mean, once… Twice… …or at the very most, three times… BURP! EXIT GULP EXIT …fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder. If he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take. DINER HAMBURGERS HOT DOGS MILKSHA OPEN If he has the guts… …he will take it. - George S. Patton
Hate to be negative, but having worked in restaurants, I know. Male customers are often smitten by pretty waitresses who have to act friendly as part of their jobs, and it is misinterpreted by the men as physical attraction. Some unmarried waitresses wear “wedding” rings to ward off such unwanted attention..I saw men attach cute little notes to their bills for the waitresses to see, and when the waitresses got to the kitchen they showed everybody the notes to express amusement or fear. As with secretaries, " a waitress is not a toy/ No, my boy/ not a toy.".Sorry to spoil the inspirational message I know was intended, but the waitresses I worked with put up with a lot of nonsense and inconsideration of the type I described.