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When I. worked in retail, after I had retired from my 38 year professional career, someone would ask me where a product was, I would usually answer âdo you want to go the long way or short wayâ, I would get a quizzical look, then I would explain the long way, âdown this aisle and around the corner and a little furtherâ they then would say âwhatâs the short wayâ?, I would smile and say âturn aroundâ and I would point to the product. I always got a chuckle and a thank you from the customer!
A man walks down the street, He says, "Why am I short of attention? Got a short little span of attention And, woah, my nights are so long, Whereâs my wife and family? What if I die here? Whoâll be my role model, Now that my role model is gone, gone?
Seems like more of a comment on our phone/screen obsessed generations that canât pay attention to anything that takes more than 30 seconds to comprehend (and thatâs being generous).
seanfear about 17 hours ago
ADHD at its best
SlackPuter about 13 hours ago
I like the workers that take me to the item. I always tried to be that kind.
markyakes Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Donât know why sheâs getting so angry, heâs but a nice little chap watching a mothâŠ
bobpickett1 about 12 hours ago
well that did not work
Ned Snipes about 11 hours ago
When I. worked in retail, after I had retired from my 38 year professional career, someone would ask me where a product was, I would usually answer âdo you want to go the long way or short wayâ, I would get a quizzical look, then I would explain the long way, âdown this aisle and around the corner and a little furtherâ they then would say âwhatâs the short wayâ?, I would smile and say âturn aroundâ and I would point to the product. I always got a chuckle and a thank you from the customer!
baskate_2000 about 10 hours ago
And those directions are SO helpful!
blakerl about 10 hours ago
A man walks down the street, He says, "Why am I short of attention? Got a short little span of attention And, woah, my nights are so long, Whereâs my wife and family? What if I die here? Whoâll be my role model, Now that my role model is gone, gone?
A man walks down the street
Itâs a street in a strange world
Joe Cur about 10 hours ago
Ziggy just got squirreledâŠer, mothed I guess.
KeyboardsB3 about 9 hours ago
Seems like more of a comment on our phone/screen obsessed generations that canât pay attention to anything that takes more than 30 seconds to comprehend (and thatâs being generous).
Mediatech about 2 hours ago
Somebody once gave me a book on how to avoid procrastination, but I never got around to reading it.