9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 30, 2011

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Edda: Janis, would you do me a favor?.... Janis: Sure, what? Edda: Would you go brief amos on what I'm doing for nicolette cignet? Janis: You mean tell him you're the golden hind? nothing doing! Edda: But they made me sign a non disclosure clause. Janis: They made me sign one too. I'm not permitted to discuss the details of my contract with my boyfriend, my parents, my cousins, aunts and uncles...and now, in a contractual first, I can't even discuss them with my officially sanctioned bottom.