9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 01, 2011

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Janis: We are now by force of legal agreement, literally joined at the hip...joined in silence as well. Edda: Well, I'm sure they don't really mean it. Janis: Oh, they mean it. Janis: And I'm not violating my contract, because of your booty. I'm going to be able to afford a better apartment. From now on, where you sit, I sit...when your prat falls, my prat falls. Janis: By the way, are you doing to wolf down that danish? I don't think we need the carbs.