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The most memorable episode of Rocko’s Modern Life is when Filbert keeps getting a fortune that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It’s churning out misfortune cookies instead: “Get sick. Die soon!”
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I foresee unforeseen occurrences!
pcolli almost 5 years ago
How unfortunate.
cdward almost 5 years ago
That would explain my last fortune cookie. In all seriousness it said, “Your fortune is in a different cookie.”
Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s totally wong.
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
Something similar to this was my most recent fortune, about 2 days ago: “No fortune today, the fortune printing machine is down.”
Jeffin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fortunately that totally explains the world situation.
ArtyD2 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Movie ‘The Last Dragon’, fortune cookie company, Sum Dum Goy.
syzygy47 almost 5 years ago
The most memorable episode of Rocko’s Modern Life is when Filbert keeps getting a fortune that reads “Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.”
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
We’ll just have to wing it then.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Actual Chinese restaurant in Portland, Oregon: Hung Far Low’s.