Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 23, 1999
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Teacher: I really appreciate your coming in to help out in the classroom today. Adam: However I can be of help. Teacher: That's great! What special skills do you have? Adam: Well...even though I was an english major, history and science have always been my favorite subjects. Teacher: No, no, no...have you operated a laminating machine before? How are you at thumbtacking?? Ever cut through ten sheets of construction paper at once??? Important stuff like that!