Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 26, 2015
March 25, 2015
March 27, 2015
Transcript:
Adam: Okay. I'm gonna look under your bed. Katy: Be careful, dad. Monsters go for your eyes first. Then when you're disoriented they go for your throat. Adam: Okay. I'm gonna look under your bed. Katy: I hope three scarves are enough.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 9 years ago
When I was a kid, just a blanket over my head did the trick. I had to come out for air though. (and be sure the closet door was closed)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
All of my childhood monsters are still around.None of them lived in my room.There was nothing to eat there.
mourdac Premium Member over 9 years ago
Never worried about under the bed but that closet, man, if it wasn’t closed, I had an issue. Of course, crossing that dark room to close the door was major stress.
Mentor397 over 9 years ago
My guess is a squirrel. Or a mouse.
Diane Lee Premium Member over 9 years ago
Get a waterbed. There’s so much stuff under my bed needed to hold it up that if a monster can fit under there he’s small enough that I can take him.
egyptlandpa over 9 years ago
SOLUTION: Cut off the bed legs. Or hang a picture of Hillary.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 9 years ago
When I used to deliver furniture, back in the day, I would warn the kids that if they didn’t behave, I would install an EXTRA set of Mattress Monsters!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Oh for crying out loud…
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
No monsters under the bed. Teenage girls sleepover party. The hostess’s parents owned a funeral home. Living quarters are upstairs. Caskets and all were downstairs. we barricaded every doorway leading to the downstairs. Booby-trapped the main stairs. Caught the older sister coming home late from a date.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Funeral home stayed in the family. I used them when mom passed away a couple of years ago.