Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 26, 2015
March 25, 2015
March 27, 2015
Transcript:
Adam: Okay. I'm gonna look under your bed. Katy: Be careful, dad. Monsters go for your eyes first. Then when you're disoriented they go for your throat. Adam: Okay. I'm gonna look under your bed. Katy: I hope three scarves are enough.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
When I was a kid, just a blanket over my head did the trick. I had to come out for air though. (and be sure the closet door was closed)
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
All of my childhood monsters are still around.None of them lived in my room.There was nothing to eat there.
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Never worried about under the bed but that closet, man, if it wasn’t closed, I had an issue. Of course, crossing that dark room to close the door was major stress.
Mentor397 almost 10 years ago
My guess is a squirrel. Or a mouse.
Diane Lee Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Get a waterbed. There’s so much stuff under my bed needed to hold it up that if a monster can fit under there he’s small enough that I can take him.
egyptlandpa almost 10 years ago
SOLUTION: Cut off the bed legs. Or hang a picture of Hillary.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 10 years ago
When I used to deliver furniture, back in the day, I would warn the kids that if they didn’t behave, I would install an EXTRA set of Mattress Monsters!
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Oh for crying out loud…
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
No monsters under the bed. Teenage girls sleepover party. The hostess’s parents owned a funeral home. Living quarters are upstairs. Caskets and all were downstairs. we barricaded every doorway leading to the downstairs. Booby-trapped the main stairs. Caught the older sister coming home late from a date.
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
Funeral home stayed in the family. I used them when mom passed away a couple of years ago.