Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 20, 2016
Transcript:
Katy: Man, I'm glad I'm not a turkey. Clayton: Oh, you're a turkey. Katy: Imagine if there was a whole day designed around eating your specific kind. What if aliens came and they loved snacking on Clayton's on "Clayton Day"? And they had little Clayton decorations on their tables. And the alien talk shows had segments on cooking and seasoning your Clayton? Adam: What do you mean Clayton doesn't want turkey? Clayton: I'm having pop-tarts cause pop-tarts don't have feelings!
I heard a pop-tart scream once while in the toaster…