Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 20, 2016
November 19, 2016
November 21, 2016
Transcript:
Katy: Man, I'm glad I'm not a turkey. Clayton: Oh, you're a turkey. Katy: Imagine if there was a whole day designed around eating your specific kind. What if aliens came and they loved snacking on Clayton's on "Clayton Day"? And they had little Clayton decorations on their tables. And the alien talk shows had segments on cooking and seasoning your Clayton? Adam: What do you mean Clayton doesn't want turkey? Clayton: I'm having pop-tarts cause pop-tarts don't have feelings!
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
And don’t forget the cookbooks – ’To Serve Clayton"
Dani Rice almost 8 years ago
Vegetarian, anyone?
Jeff0811 almost 8 years ago
Clayton, You jive turkey! I would think Clayton would consider it an honor to be the subject of a holiday that spanned two worlds. Have TV shows revolve around him, he’d love it; little Clayton’s everywhere; awesome, an interplanetary or intergalaxial holiday, He would be greater than Christ-mas, and he would love it. Ok, now, Let’s talk turkey.
i_am_the_jam almost 8 years ago
Heh, I haven’t heard the insult “turkey” since 1983…
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
I heard a pop-tart scream once while in the toaster…
nailer Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I don´t see the point of not eating turkey in Thanksgiving, unless you are a vegan every other day of the year. Specially as turkey seems to be the meat of choice for charcuterie nowadays and more turkeys die to make hotdogs and hams everyday than for Thanksgiving.
g.iangoodson almost 8 years ago
Of course pop tarts have feelings. Just ask Madonna & co.
MyaApplesauce over 5 years ago
Good job Katy, you turned him into a vegetarian.