Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 17, 2018

Ninja Adam! Nah!! That doesn’t have that ring to it!

Any restraining orders still out?

I say any gorilla who has a chainsaw is fair game. (Pun intended.)

Yeah, but does he have the guns to back up those weapons?

Okay — I’ve never figured this one out. Don’t you put the safety on (lock) before you load? So doesn’t “locked and loaded” mean the safety is still on — you’re not ready to fire?

Locked on target.

“You may fire when ready, Gridley…”