Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 24, 2012

Lemonade from dates. Reminds me of the “stone soup” parable.

Will these girls be squeezing their dates the next fifteen years? Stay tuned…

They’re not up to date on dated dates.

But will people stop and buy "date juice? I’m not sure that anything good can come of this.

date-ade: the next big thing

Thanks, commenters! My first reaction was “eew!”, but you all made it funny! :-)

Oh it’ll squirt alright, if you get my drift! Just don’t stand down wind! :-D

Black lumps from the back of the cupboard? Agnes may be jumping to conclusions as to their identity.

Then there is the great possibility that UncaJim is not right.It should be a semicolon instead of a comma. But who cares.

try a date shake next time you’re in Baker, California…yum

They’re, their, there. See what happens when you talk about stale dated dates. Reminds me of a silly, bad fairy tailed tale..The girls are on to something. Only don’t sell as date juice, but as an aid to stale dates “Date-Aide”!

“The common sense you used is rare in today’s world.”-I figure plenty of people have good sense but those who really have it have more sense than to get in useless discussions like I keep doing.-Nonetheless, I’m glad you liked it.