There was one memorable Christmas pageant here in Baltimore where the Baby Jesus was brought in by a zip-line from the choir loft to the altar. Nobody had rehearsed this, so the Baby hit the manger scene with a bang, knocked over all of the figures, startled an acolyte so badly he fell down, taking the Christmas tree with him, and shorting out the karaoke system. (Don’t ask.) I’m waiting to see if Agnes can top this.
There was one memorable Christmas pageant here in Baltimore where the Baby Jesus was brought in by a zip-line from the choir loft to the altar. Nobody had rehearsed this, so the Baby hit the manger scene with a bang, knocked over all of the figures, startled an acolyte so badly he fell down, taking the Christmas tree with him, and shorting out the karaoke system. (Don’t ask.) I’m waiting to see if Agnes can top this.