That’s the thing about women, they always focus on the wrong thing. For example, if my wife heard me say, “I’m basically happily married”, not a word about “I’m…happily married”. She would look at me with one eyebrow raised and say, “Basically?”
Fine, I’m ecstatic! Now about that sandwich you were going to make me…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
Grandpa Huie’s nails looked like claws.
dwane.scoty1 almost 5 years ago
Industrial strength Goggles likewise!
Jeff0811 almost 5 years ago
That’s the thing about women, they always focus on the wrong thing. For example, if my wife heard me say, “I’m basically happily married”, not a word about “I’m…happily married”. She would look at me with one eyebrow raised and say, “Basically?”
Fine, I’m ecstatic! Now about that sandwich you were going to make me…
Aaberon almost 5 years ago
I can honestly say I never saw my Grandmother’s bare feet. Even when she wore sandals, she had sox on.
Marvin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No good can come from hurling insults at grandma.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Reality is what it is, Agnes. but sometimes a little sugar coating doesn’t hurt.
Longplay Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Obviously some deep seated memories have been dredged up with the imagery of the floppy steer horn remark.
gzitver almost 5 years ago
At least they’re asking permission.
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
I wouldn’t let two little girls (with industrial-strength clippers), anywhere near my hoof-tipped footal digital area…
hertreehouse almost 5 years ago
Marketing careers are not in their future