Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 21, 2020

That’s just sad…

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and predict this will not end well…

It will taste just like a McRib. (those things are horrible)

Try as hard as you want, girls. But I don’t think that there’s any way you can get pickle/pimento loaf to look like real food.

There’s no way this can go wrong, huh? /s

Girls! Wrap those slices of wonderment around Uncle Jethro’s Chicken Dawgs! Afix with tooth pix! 4 ⭐️’s!

Lipstick on a pickle loaf.

If they could find some semi-edible cheese slices they could make them like baloney roll-ups.

Cheddar flavored Spread!

sold at the dollartree! 3 for a $1

Coming soon, 3-D printed chicken parts because, “parts is parts.”

Sorry girls.. I have seen pig ribs and they do not look at all like a rolled up slice of pickle and pimento loaf.