Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 03, 2022

Obviously, a lead-winged pencil!

A pull like that can mean low air pressure on one side, sounds like a safety concern to me

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Its shocks need adjustment

Have to be careful with those mis-aligned pencils.

“Once we get it up on the lift we’ll have a better idea of what we’re dealing with. Could just be chewing the eraser left it off balance. If we’re lucky, we’ll have the parts in stock.”

Meanwhile, there will be a $200.00 fee for the diagonstics. Please pay the principal. Have a nice day.

A+ for creativity……

Sounds like someone heard their Grandma, trying to talk her way out of a traffic ticket.

“You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead…” – Stan Laurel

Hardly an offense deserving a principal sentence.

Hmmm, a democratic pencil.

I often have the same issue with supermarket shopping carts, and make the same observation — that they’re in need of alignment.