Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 18, 2022

wow … life was easy all that time and i was complicating it !!!

That’s five bucks in Monopoly money, right??

“O, wad some Power the giftie gie us

To see oursels as others see us!

It wad frae monie a blunder free us,

An’ foolish notion.” Robert Burns

The secret ingredient is “snake oil”. That will do anything you want. I saw it advertised on TV. ;-p

“AAAAA! My face is burning!”

“I told you it was hot…”

But freckles are cute.

Women believe anything that those face cream makers claim, in the hope that the stuff actually does what they say it does.

Where there’s money, there’s always a way….

My wife spent 150 on a tiny bottle of French cream. She says its worth it.

I recently discovered that unfreckled young folk are now applying makeup to give themselves the appearance of freckles because that’s the trending thing right now.

Her “hot new skin cream”…the opposite of cold cream ? A touch of Tabasco ?

Odd behavior for Trout. :)

“Freckle Juice” by Judy Blume