Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 24, 2023

ok this is starting to sound like a cult practice

“Close enough.”

The details are getting trickier.

By golly, it does look like Agnes!

Nobody would let these morons anywhere near a diving board.

Trout’s praise sounds sort of muted.

“Tonight on Faux News, amazing footage of a life-and-death struggle atop the high diving board between a little girl and a… a… Oh, I can’t do this anymore…”

She won’t stand up, so they’re going to say she was drunk when she went off the diving board

I gotta wonder if the faux Agnes will float.

This pool needs a more attentive life guard. That is, if there is one to begin with. :)

Where’s the rope Agnes is supposed to pull on? :)

dreadful dummy abuse…

She’s honest.

I’m wagering that Agnes will fall off the diving board.