Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 23, 2023

no, Trout, In the Afterlife.

Ummm… I think that the key word here is “USED.”

Good question, Trout. Think that Agnes would require several lifetimes.

Bob has quite the advertising campaign gimmick.

This reminds me of a weird incident during my unfortunate 3-year stint as a Landlord. I was in the process of evicting a tenant for non-payment of rent, and just a few days before the Sheriff was scheduled to come and start moving their things out, they trashed the place and skipped. I called the Police about it, and when we got to this destroyed, big flat-screen TV, which wasn’t mine and the cop said wasn’t reported stolen, I wondered “why would they trash their own TV?”

o_0

When I used to work out at the Y I’d dribble and shoot for a while then finish up with 10 free throws of which I consistently hit 6.

If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all…..

When I was in high school (very early sixties) I dated a boy who could practically do that in his sleep. At the state fair (NY) he won me teddy bear after teddy bear. Very nice large ones. He had to stop because the car was crammed full!

grab n go is something that’s finally been made illegal here in japan only recently and the cops have been cracking down on molesters…

i couldn’t sink foul shots in the prime of my wasted youth. now, agnes’d be more likely to get one close to the basket than me…