Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 12, 2024

from the look of it, it seems she ate the doll by mistake

I’d never buy a bagel with topping, let alone try to toast it.

Eyeball hanging from an optic nerve

I wonder how much they got for “Uncle” Jim’s “shot glass”?

It’s a real collector’s item, if you collect garbage

You would have THOUGHT that would have been Wes Craven’s first purchase…

I love Panera’s cinnamon crunch bagel with cream cheese.

Just be thankful you weren’t nearby!

I’m angry that I want a bagel really bad now. Extra Unstuck on mine, please.