Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 05, 2024

go ahead, no one is watching

I’m sure their feet aren’t even sweating, and have been washed at least once in the past month or 2.

I hope they didn’t use a stapler, they leave terrible marks in the flooring.

Trout better hope her mom doesn’t decide to try to squeeze herself into her slinky red vinyl dress for a date!

Is that why bootlickers do it?

(He asked innocently)

I’m lucky to get my sock on in the morning.

Merry Christmas

Wonder what an inedible cherry fruit roll-up tastes like.

They DO look like warm socks—-the best discoveries are made by accident

Here is where looks are deceiving. You DO NOT want to lick those “boots”. ICK! Also, Trout would have to be mighty flexible to be able to lick her own feet. ;-D

They may not be perfect, but they are original.

But it’s so easy to slip out of …

That last panel makes me so glad that I just now finished eating my lunch — before I got to this comic.

“So, take heed, take heed of the western windsTake heed of the stormy weatherAnd, yes, there’s somethin’ you can send back to meSpanish boots of Spanish leather”

Pretty classy for hip waders. :)

it’s a good thing they’re not boot-faced about booting the boots. booty time’s probably out to boot…