Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for June 18, 2020

Good grief, how does Dan even do that?

OMG! When I eat Twix I eat one of them that way and one of them by just biting in! I do the same thing with Little Debbie Nutty Bars!

When you’re at home, you don’t have to be next to each other for hours like in the car.

I have to try that eating a Twix layer by layer

Yay for Ashland, WI! My great-aunts and -uncles used to live there, and I’d go visit in the summer. :)

“relatively speaking” ~~ I love that. You saw a lot of relatives.

How on earth can a Twix be effectively eaten layer-by-layer? Kit-Kat, yes (especially when I want to offend both camps,) but a Twix??

That’s how I eat my Twix, too!

Wow Amanda, I’m impressed with your exuberance towards the end of your trip. If that was my ex and me, I’d be sitting on the roof if necessary. We didn’t travel well together in a car on long distance trips. He was easily provoked into road rage by the simplest of events like traffic. We enjoyed the same music which kept me from killing him many times over. I told him towards the end of our marriage that I’d happily go on vacation with him (as we always enjoyed ourselves once we got to our destination) – but that I would fly and meet him there. We’ve done just that a couple of times now.

Dan works hard and provides for you in such a way as to enable you to be a cartoonist. He should be able to eats his Twix Any way he wants without complaint. Be thankful he is a judge and not a professional bassoonist. Especially one who gives lessons at home.

Dan needs to contact the makers of Twix and see if they want to do a commercial of him eating a Twix layer by layer.

Regarding the way Dan eats his Twix all I have to say is, to each their own.

I split my Oreo cookies, but Twix, Kit Kats and any layered candy bars, go right down the hatch…just gotta remember to take the wrapper off first!

Left Twix or Right Twix?