Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for January 05, 2023

Dan, I thought you were the pizza cutter and knew your way around kitchen tools.

I cut myself once using one of these – sometimes you’d think they should come with some kind of instruction manual! But honestly, I was just hungry and cutting it like a teenager taking selfies before or during some party

Neelix?!? – I think you’ve gotten your franchises mixed up. Plus you must have been very hungry…

Oh; the pain…

I have the Enterprise pizza cutter and never used it. I’ll try it on the next pizza. Thanks Amanda. ☺

Why cut the pizza? Grab and tear works for us. Rip, rend and mutilate. Gobble and slobber. Munch choff and wash down with favorite beverage. Lather, rinse, repeat. :oD

What a comedy team!

Lol

Go all Klingon and just tear off chunks. Licking your fingers, or wiping the on your indoor hoodie, is part of the fun of wearing a rubber forehead. Maybe die the Ranch Dressing dip a different color to resemble the blood of your enemies. (Might be green or yellow?)

The blood might not show against the tomato sauce…or is his blood Vulcan green?(Abandoning ship…heeheehee!)

I was kind of hoping that you could shoot phasers to cut the pizza!

Oh man, I hope he didn’t bleed all over the pizza. Sorry Dan, but this is a mission of The Starship Enterprise and pizza night.

Next thing you know, Dan will be eating at Pizza the Hut. There is only one Pizza Hut left near me. The others shut down during the Covid pandemic.

Because I built a lot of plastic plane models when I was a kid I had no trouble with “nacelle.”

QUICK! Get the Hello Kitty Bandaids out! He needs one.

FWIW, “The Trouble with Tribbles” was on earlier tonight.