Andertoons by Mark Anderson for July 04, 2024

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    gozirra2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe buy-polar?

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    How about buying high and selling low?

    Or maybe buying both high and low?

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    95  6 months ago

    If he does that on a regular basis and the spread is decent, it can make him able to pay her fee.

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    StephenRice  6 months ago

    Several years ago, when I was still fairly new at the vet’s, the doctor was about to leave for the day, and I was batting cleanup, so I asked him if there was anything I needed to know (about the patients staying overnight that perhaps wasn’t in their files), and he gave the matter (very little) thought and said, “Buy low, sell high.”

    “What if I’m bipolar?”

    “Then you’re out of luck!” And he left.

    I don’t recall anything catastrophic (or dogostrophic) happening, so I guess it worked out well enough.

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    tinstar  6 months ago

    If a person buys hats, and mittens from Santa, at the North Pole, to send to the penguins in Antarctica, does that make them bi-polar (okay, I’ll show myself out, thank you for not throwing things.)?

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