Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 07, 2009

When a woman makes up her mind then it’s final. Start pounting Andy cause you aren’t going out drinking tonight.

Andy begs Flo 4 the ££££ (pounds) 2 drink beer.

If, in America, you say to your wife “Hey you look like a million bucks” do you tell her in England “Wow, you look like a million pounds? Just askin”………

Forty pounds? How much is that in REAL money?

(Just kidding.)

He’s a fool for ever putting her in the drivers seat.

So Andy wants to cut Flo’s hair and be paid to do it? She’d end up looking horrible and he’d be off to the pub to blow away the money on beer!

my bro has really really really curly hair and likes it afro style he’s got a gift with his hair but i wouldnt trust him with my hair if my life depended on it

It’s not that she doens’t want to save money…it’s that if Andy cuts her hair, she’ll need a tattoo and a piercing to go with it.

JFri said: “If, in America, you say to your wife “Hey you look like a million bucks” do you tell her in England “Wow, you look like a million pounds?” Just askin…”

That’s quite funny!

I had that same thought a while back but I decided they’d say “a million quid.” Just make sure you don’t have a lateral lisp or she’ll think you said “squid.”

@ Jfri: Try telling an American she looks like a million pounds, and see what THAT gets you!

Try telling a Canadian woman OR man they look like a million Looneys, and watch out!