Since today’s strip is such an old joke and since recently people have been talking about humor songs (Ray Stevens and others), I’m just going to toss out one of my song parodies here. (I hope this doesn’t make me a “selfish horde” and people don’t HAVE to read the dang thing…..I should point out that I left out the chorus, because, like Andy Capp, I have a very short attention span.)
Anthrax for exes and witches with hexesSabre-toothed tigers and fierce T-rexesSteam-rollered silkworms and flies without wingsThese are a few of my favorite things
Serpents with smallpox and raccoons with rabiesMean virus teens and bacteria babiesDaggers in princes and axes in kingsThese are a few of my favorite things
Plutonium Plato and lead AristotleAnd all other “wise men” I’d cheerfully throttleTolstoy with tetanus, Shakespeare with stingsThese are a few of my favorite things
Since today’s strip is such an old joke and since recently people have been talking about humor songs (Ray Stevens and others), I’m just going to toss out one of my song parodies here. (I hope this doesn’t make me a “selfish horde” and people don’t HAVE to read the dang thing…..I should point out that I left out the chorus, because, like Andy Capp, I have a very short attention span.)
Anthrax for exes and witches with hexesSabre-toothed tigers and fierce T-rexesSteam-rollered silkworms and flies without wingsThese are a few of my favorite things
Serpents with smallpox and raccoons with rabiesMean virus teens and bacteria babiesDaggers in princes and axes in kingsThese are a few of my favorite things
Plutonium Plato and lead AristotleAnd all other “wise men” I’d cheerfully throttleTolstoy with tetanus, Shakespeare with stingsThese are a few of my favorite things