Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 24, 2013

Right next to the " Lie About Your Age " machine !

Stand it with one foot raised and you won’t weigh nearly so much.

Just as long as its a “Lie about your future” machine…

More to follow later.

It is so good to have you back. Now I don’t feel as guilty about not responding to my emails. We have sorely missed you. Welcome Back Kotter !

@Gweedo.It’s not the people who live in trailers who are the general nuisance; it’s the so called “travellers” and “Gypsies” who move onto a piece of spare ground (sometimes a public park) and generally cause havoc then move on leaving rubbish, old vehicles and all sorts of rubbish behind.

There was such a place near here where there was an official site for travellers with a toilet & shower block etc. The local crime rate rose; people were plagued with offers to tarmac paths, do gardening, repairs…..none of which was done well and all the money handed over was pocketed along with the benefits these people were receiving..When they eventually moved on, the toilets / showere were found demolished and there was evidence that horses were being kept in them. It took weeks to clear the junk off the site

One of my aunts lived in a trailer on a properly organised site, as do many people. It’s not those people I have an issue with.

Mine yells, “One at a time, please!”

You need to retire. This is what I do first thing in the morning and sometimes I’m shocked to see I’ve spent 3 hours reading comics and comments. But it is one of the more enjoyable things I do. Commenters get to be like friends you talk to everyday. The comments on this site are the most interesting. Love reading ones from all over the country and the world – except for one. I would not like a scale that says my weight out loud. Good comic today.

These are weighty ideas being put forth today.

I like today’s too.

WELCOME BACK GWEEDO SIR!

Sizzling Saturday Hugs ((((((( Cappers ! )))))))Welcome Home Gweedo!!

I’ll be posting my Saturday Pogo soon. (soon as I find one).>Meanwhile, Welcome Back Gweedo! Stick around.>Number Six, Wherefore art thou?

If that boy had a dangly arse, he would really be in trouble.

Andy Capp Minus Andy Capp Dept. :

POGO by Walt Kelly

I know my exact weight but the chances of me saying what it is on here are about as unlikely as the ‘Prof’ telling us to use the Andy Capp forum socially and not for commenting on the strip.See what I did there?I’ve mentioned my height, blood type…etc but not that.Poor Flo… Living with an unsupportive lout like Andy doesn’t help!xxx

@Gweedo Murray

Welcome back, Gweedo! We all missed you very much.

I hope that Ron, Jack & Eileen are doing well and I hope that you are too. Glad you had fun on your trip.

It’s awesome to see you back. It really wasn’t the same without you.

Looks like we have a very weighty subject today.-BTW I’m taking the rest of the day off. I have some weighty issues of my own to tend to.

Andy’s had some “Benders” of His-own:

Asking a Woman Her weight, let-alone a young Lady like our Starlet, would be considered flippant and flippin’ rude. Andy has no-such problem tho. or none He can’t take care-of: 

I weigh myself every morning….some sort of death wish, I think.

WB, GQG, we missed your banter around here… it’s unbelievable that you got banned when there’s so many nasty people who don’t even seem to get a warning!