Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 30, 2015

BEDBUGS!!

Later that night a soft landing……………

Now that’s foresight!

That’s Andy – always planning or scheming! Have a nice day Cappers.

Best Andy all month! (Somehow I doubt if bedbugs would lower themselves to share a mattress with Andy……)

“Nice thing about this bed is that it’s portable! I can just take it to any bar that’s handy! My only hope is that they don’t throw me too terribly hard; so that I miss the mattress, thus landing on the hard concrete!”

If the mattress is old, it’s likely lost a lot of the padding or springs, making it of little use for a soft landing (or a landing sot)