Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 23, 2016

Andy’s Irish Toast:

I drink to your health when I’m with you,I drink to your health when I’m alone,I drink to your health so often,I’m starting to worry about my own!

Andy’s Motto:

When money’s tight and hard to get,and your horse is also ran,When all you have is a heap of debt,a pint of plain is your only man.

This is for a couple of friends:

Here’s to women’s kisses,and to whiskey, amber clear;Not as sweet as a woman’s kiss,but a darn sight more sincere!

And finally, for all you Cappers, from the ole Capt.:

There are good ships,and there are wood ships,The ships that sail the sea.But the best ships, are friendships,And may they always be.

’Sláinte go saol agat !