Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 01, 2018

Andy’s suggestion — albeit spendy — sounds delicious.

Apparently, Andy has been "Americanized, note the use of the term “fries” instead of chips.

@Number Three Is today’s strip supposed to be funny ? our Hero Mr Andrew Capp knows that his significant other is not capable of cooking the supper he asked for , because Flo is hopeless at cooking :o) , I would like to have a doormat like the one in my avatar , to keep away pesky callers like religious fanatics , false charity representatives wanting money , opinion poll takers etc, how about you? , how was your day? our should be calm after yesterday’s running about , to fetch our micro-wave oven back from the dealer because it stopped working after 5 months and it has a 2 year warranty , going to the bank to get some cash and the ironmonger’s in our village to buy a replacement round fluorecent tube for our kitchen/dining room fixture ( boring isn’t it ?) take care pal.

What he’d really fancy is for someone else to cook.

Why not learn to cook for yourself, Andy?

Andy’s wishes are pretty far from reality.

Go with the pie, Andy. There’s been too much spam floating around lately.

Delicious grilled. Much better than Phish.

Guess Andy’s improving his literacy, reading about the horses and all.

But I don’t like Spam!

Onion pie? I’m not even going to look that up.

Cheese and onion pie??? hurl

“Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam”. Monty Python fans will get this.

of course theres spam with spam with spam

Fry up the Spam and have it with the pie.

What Andy says in the second panel sounds good, except for the mushrooms. I can’t stand those things! I’d rather have spam!

MMMMmmm! Cheese and onion pie!

Take the Spam, Andy. That’s just fake (but already cooked) meat in a can. She probably cooked (or should I say cremated?) the pie. Then again I’m not so sure I wouldn’t prefer scorched cheese and onion pie to Spam. Spam is the Spawn of Satan. I can’t even stand the smell.