Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 16, 2019

throw in the towel, coach, and forfeit the game

Andy’s best position is Substitute.

@Number Three Today’s strip while it is funny , is a variation of a theme , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp as usual is more of a handicap than an asset to his team :o) right? , my avatar today is "Sitting on the dock of the bay by Otis Redding , it reminds me that when I was still a bedside nurse we used to choose a tune for every one of the staff according to their characters , mine was this song because I never let anything phaze me , not like today when I fuss over every trivial thing:o( , if you where to chose a tune that describes you , what would it be? how was your day? our looks like it’s going to be calm I hope, take care pal.

You’re all too old for this. Go have a beer in the shade.

I can still recall my old football coach holding his fingers in front of a concussed player. As soon as they could count them, they were sent back into the game.

At least if his mates blame the score on Andy, they’re leaving the hapless keeper alone.

“Today’s strip shows me in an unfair light. I weren’t concussed!

I bumped into Chalkie at ’alf time and ’e treated me to 6 scotches."

Whenever I played sports, I always worried about getting hit in the head with the ball.

Where is everyone?