Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 28, 2019

So, Andy, you threw Stan out the door, or was Stan still too heavy to be hefted?

I think the optimal word here is tried. There is no way Andy could put a heavier or bigger guy through anything.

I wonder if they’re still wearing those wigs in the courts over there.

So everyone in the city of Hartlepool knows this unseen guy as ‘Fat Stan.’ Even in court.

I thinks the following months of strips should be Andy in jail

Andy needs to take an Anger Management course. Yeah, I can imagine how well that would go.

Skinny Al would have been easier to pitch. Problem was that he was on Andy’s side.

I wish they’d stop drawing gavels.

…and the last count; attempted defenestration…

However, Stan wasn’t too big to make giant hole in the pub wall.

Those are nasty-looking spikes on the defendant’s box. I guess they’re meant to discourage leaning on the front of the box – far too relaxed for Court.