Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 16, 2019

cross your fingers that Andy doesn’t pedal into a canal after exiting The Spotted Duck

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our hero Mr Andrew Capp has got himself a bike but the lazy bum only uses it to go from home to the pub , but after he gets boozed up I don’t think Andy will be able to ride it back :o) when I was in my teens my friend and me used to hire bikes for two shillings for two hrs , wonder if I can still ride a bike? , my avatar is of a lady that hits a guy smoking because his second hand smoke bothers her which reminds me that lately other people smoking I find abnoxious since I have stopped , how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope , have fun and thanks for caring pal.

Push-bike???

Andy will get so drunk that he’ll forget about the bicycle; he’ll start to stagger home and he’ll fall into the canal, as usual.

I’d have thought the bike was for because he was banned from all the close pubs.

Well, you can’t get a DUI on a bicycle.

He’s gonna need a basket.

Bar should be named the Spotted Dick,like the dessert ;)

Lets Andy find the canal faster.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/push-bike

Officer: “WHY did you drive drunk?”Suspect: “Come on. man, I was too drunk to WALK!”

There must be a VERY low crime rate in Andy’s neck of the woods: he didn’t even lock up the bike!

I had hopes today’s strip might be a new joke with the beginning, but no……..same old, same old.

Today’s comic reminds me that I haven’t ridden my bike in a long time. I’d like to get back to doing that.

“What distance”, you ask? Just enough to work up his usual thirst.

One of the main problems of riding a bicycle or motor bike when you have over imbibed, is you have to remember to put your feet down when you stop.

Andy should get a recumbent bicycle.