@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ‘our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempts at picking up young girls always ends dismally , today comeback by the lass is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a spoof about cartoon physics Wiley Coyote only falls when he looks down, how was your day? ours should be very busy as usual but we should cope I hope , even tho I have to suffer from my male related condition but that’s what you have to pay for getting old :o( we both are in a reasonably good mood in spite of the continuing of the heat wave we will stay in the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring Young Lady
From Affie @Number Three: “Today’s strip IS funny ‘our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempts at picking up young girls always ends dismally , today comeback by the lass is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a spoof about cartoon physics Wiley Coyote only falls when he looks down, how was your day? ours should be very busy as usual but we should cope I hope , even tho I have to suffer from my male related condition but that’s what you have to pay for getting old :o( we both are in a reasonably good mood in spite of the continuing of the heat wave we will stay in the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring Young Lady”
I can never figure out how an “older” shrimp like Andy thinks he’s irresistible to young “birds” – - -look who puts up with him. He needs a reality check.
Hey, Affie. I’m sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Now that you mention a “male related condition” I think I can finally reveal that I was away from GoComics because of a “female related condition” That has always been the reason why I take a few days off GoComics every month. So now you know.
Tammy Wynette was right: “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman”
Today I was at my volunteering and I banged my knee on a small set of drawers which was underneath the desk. Now my knee has a scrape on it. Oh the joys. Better get the Sudocrem out later. That’s actually nappy cream but you can use it for many other things too.
Please keep me in your prayers tomorrow as I will be attempting to donate blood for the 3rd time. Let’s see if it really is 3rd time lucky for your very own Number Three. No cancellations or vein fails.
Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.
My brother used to joke about getting a barista job at Starbuck’s, saying he could chat up the pretty girls: " Hey, do ya come here often?" to wit, they’d reply in his fantasy “Get lost, Gran-pa…” ;)
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
good try, Andy
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 3 years ago
Ouch
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
And hell must be missing a devil.
AFFICIONADO about 3 years ago
@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny ‘our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempts at picking up young girls always ends dismally , today comeback by the lass is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a spoof about cartoon physics Wiley Coyote only falls when he looks down, how was your day? ours should be very busy as usual but we should cope I hope , even tho I have to suffer from my male related condition but that’s what you have to pay for getting old :o( we both are in a reasonably good mood in spite of the continuing of the heat wave we will stay in the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring Young Lady
Leojim about 3 years ago
Now that’s a slam dunk if I have ever seen one.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Slap down, Pet 1, Andy 0.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
She got that right!!!
/SHMIRK/
pcolli about 3 years ago
Sounds of the 70s…..
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-23rd-august-2021-24776850
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
…and you love haven’t updated your wardrobe since the Yanks buggered out of Nam.
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
But what decade is she missing from?
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just flash her your bankroll, Andy…oh wait….
Holilubillkori Premium Member about 3 years ago
Zinger!
submachine about 3 years ago
Who doesn’t
Old Codger about 3 years ago
Angels in the Bible are all described ss having the appearance of men.
-Saint- about 3 years ago
From Affie @Number Three: “Today’s strip IS funny ‘our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s attempts at picking up young girls always ends dismally , today comeback by the lass is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a spoof about cartoon physics Wiley Coyote only falls when he looks down, how was your day? ours should be very busy as usual but we should cope I hope , even tho I have to suffer from my male related condition but that’s what you have to pay for getting old :o( we both are in a reasonably good mood in spite of the continuing of the heat wave we will stay in the house and keep hydrated, keep safe and thanks for caring Young Lady”
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
The 1870s?
scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Pick-up lines taken from old C&W songs are always corny from the first word !
Michael G. about 3 years ago
The old goat!
Gandalf about 3 years ago
That hurt! Deeply! Wounded!
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
haha
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago
She knows Andy very well.
Linguist about 3 years ago
She’s cut him so deep and quick, he doesn’t even know he’s lost his head.
kathleenhicks62 about 3 years ago
I can never figure out how an “older” shrimp like Andy thinks he’s irresistible to young “birds” – - -look who puts up with him. He needs a reality check.
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
In Andy’s case it isn’t the pick-up line that so bad, it’s the person delivering.
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Maybe it worked…on Flo in the 1940’s.
Number Three about 3 years ago
Oof!
xxx
Number Three about 3 years ago
@Afficionado
Hey, Affie. I’m sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Now that you mention a “male related condition” I think I can finally reveal that I was away from GoComics because of a “female related condition” That has always been the reason why I take a few days off GoComics every month. So now you know.
Tammy Wynette was right: “Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman”
Today I was at my volunteering and I banged my knee on a small set of drawers which was underneath the desk. Now my knee has a scrape on it. Oh the joys. Better get the Sudocrem out later. That’s actually nappy cream but you can use it for many other things too.
Please keep me in your prayers tomorrow as I will be attempting to donate blood for the 3rd time. Let’s see if it really is 3rd time lucky for your very own Number Three. No cancellations or vein fails.
Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.
Thinkingblade about 3 years ago
Ahhh, but the 70’s was the era of Bohemian love – maybe you should take a chance …
tad1 about 3 years ago
1970s? I’d assume that line originated way back in the 1930s.
hk Premium Member about 3 years ago
Too bad his wife doesn’t stand up to him.
Uncle Bob about 3 years ago
Aw, Andy’s not that corny…
KenDHoward1 about 3 years ago
My brother used to joke about getting a barista job at Starbuck’s, saying he could chat up the pretty girls: " Hey, do ya come here often?" to wit, they’d reply in his fantasy “Get lost, Gran-pa…” ;)
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Next he’s going to try, “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
DSTERepairman about 3 years ago
Now that’s funny! I don’t care who you are.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
To use another phrase from the 70’s… “Burn!”